Irradiated Cow
A practical Soviet science project: a cow packed with nuclear waste. It looks harmless right up until it wanders into a sunbathing tank column.

Tech path
Soviet Barracks + Radar
Cost
900
Recommended use
Death explosion / Special operations
Game data
Unit parameters
Available:Available after Soviet Barracks + Radar is built
Trained at:Soviet Barracks + Radar
Countries:Russia, China, Libya, Iraq
Weapon:Primary weapon (damage 50, range 2)
- Hit points
- 150
- Armor
- Light armor
- Sight
- 9
- Speed
- 5
- Cost
- 900
- Points
- 20
Strengths
- Looks harmless
- Cannot be crushed
- Leaves a wide, lethal radiation field on death
Weaknesses
- Average speed
- No ordinary attack
- Has to die up close
How to use it
- ●Mix it into an enemy tank blob. The death pulse is the weapon.
- ●The disguise makes it a raid tool.
How to beat it
- ●Shoot it from far away the moment you notice it.
- ●Mind control still works.
Background
An “accident” of Soviet bioengineering. Every cow is a reactor with legs.
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